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reasons why everyone should love my cat:

• he plays fetch with hairties and plays in the toilet

• he operates under several nom de plumes: sam, samwise, samsonite, and samson

• he is terrified of water in large amounts yet still defies death by drinking from the pool

• he is a true inspiration for witty captions

• he lets you put scotch tape on the bottoms of his paws when you're bored

• but most importantly, when you look over your lappy after a bad day, this is what you'll see:

this cat is off da hook

(figuratively, of course)